Lolly Gaga’s Weight Loss Tips

February 28, 2010 at 5:50 am Leave a comment

  • Go on the two-finger diet  – that way, you can have your cake and not eat it, too! (Says Lolly Gag-gag)
  • Contract mono, pneumonia, or the bubonic plague.
  • Scrape off your taste buds with a straight razor.
  • Get hooked on crack, speed, or methamphetamine.
  • Chop off a limb or two, but make sure to purchase dismemberment insurance first. The larger the limb, the greater the weight loss.
  • Squeeze out massive pus tumor on your back.
  • Remove excess organs: appendix, tonsils, one kidney, etc.

I have one query for those who find these tips extreme: How badly do you really want to be skinny?!

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